Finally John James and Josie kissed. Ok, it wasn't a Friends moment a la Rachel and Ross - more an embarrassed peck which was decidedly one sided (poor Josie). Still though, we've all been waiting on it and it finally happened!

And has this kiss cleared the path for the two blondes to get together and make little Bristol-Aussie babies? .... well, no!

Countless friends have been Facebooking me asking what I thought was happening with them and to be honest I'm more confused than ever.

I don't know what John James feels for her and to be honest I don't think he's too sure either. He needs to grow a set - ‘the boys confused' said my Mum, ‘she'd be better off with that wee boxer JJ'. The boy's a wimp I replied.

And have you noticed how much John James is turning into a big moaner?

During a late night chat with Josie and Dave, John James decided to get some things off his chest. His main issue seems to be that, in his opinion, everything in the House is being 'over dramatised'.

John James explained how he hates the fact that Corin keeps on asking Andrew if he is ok about being up for eviction every 5 minutes. 'There's 3 other people' up too you know' he added.

He then complained how all the housemates made far too big a deal about Laura leaving the House. 'She was only in here 5 minutes and everybody is acting like she was their best friend' he exclaimed. On this I have to agree with him.

John James then turned the focus of his rant to Ben. 'All Benjy ever does nowadays is complain and he's always in a mood too. He keeps on saying he's going to leave if he doesn't get any sleep but never does'.

In a brilliantly catchy sign off to this particular gripe the Aussie heartthrob said 'If you can't hack it, get your jacket'. LOVE IT!

Finally, perhaps slightly surprisingly, John James turned on his good friend Mario. 'Mario's getting really stroppy lately when he doesn't get his own way, like when he didn't get the lead in the music video'. 'I never realised how much of a glory hogger he was and how much he loves the limelight'.

Yeah John James - that's code for, ‘There should be more of me, me, me'!

So this week's choices for the big heave ho are Andrew, John James, Ben and Dave.

I reckon this will see the end of the toff, Ben - thank jaysus! His constant droning on about how much he loves everyone, and how they are his friends is less believable than Dave's constant bleating.

Mario, who so easily fell for him, now has his number. He announced to Ben that unless someone was ‘of use' to Ben then he wouldn't be friends with them. Got it on one Mole!

Ben's a waste of skin and I will be extremely glad to see his wee girl body booted out of the house. Just looking at him makes my skin crawl. And did anyone notice how good he looked in the wedding dress? Well, from the neck down anyway.

And a brand new housemate is due to enter on Friday - hmmmmm - boy, girl, man, beast - one can only imagine! I'm hoping for another Charlie!! An awful, gobby, bully of a girl but utterly watchable!

Catch y'all next week!

Michael