By Michael McCrory.

Finally Ben aka ‘Quiff Head', aka 'The Toff' has left the Big Brother house. The campest straight man like, EVER, sashayed away with 52% of the public vote.

And no sooner had he gone than he was replaced with the two best known quiffs in the country.

The housemates were treated to a surprise performance by the Irish popstar wannabes John and Edward aka Jedward.

The producers must have been quaking in their boots worrying what mayhem the twins with a shared brain cell were going to cause. Apart from miming badly to a Blink-182 song (who saw that coming) they managed to set off the fire alarm sending the housemates into a bit of a tizzy! Live telly eh?!

Ben's departure was soon forgotten as a new housemate who was being discussed in negative terms long before he actually entered the house - Sam Pepper. Great name!

And he has certainly lived up to his billing - what an annoying little sh*tbag!! LOVE HIM!!!!! He has pissed off nearly every housemate whose collective feathers are as ruffled as a cute doggies head.

The low point though was his rude put down of the people's favourite Josie by comparing her to Muppet's icon, Miss Piggy.

To say such a horrible thing to someone who has issues about her weight (which he was bound to know about) is a deliberate ploy to antagonise her. And she blew her top!

She didn't mince her words as she told him exactly what she thought of him but the graffiti artist with the geeky looks bit right back telling her to, ‘shut up!' quite a few times. Their dislike of each other will continue as will the fights - interesting times ahead for Josie!

The housemates with the most votes this week were John James, Rachel and Mario however Mario won the ‘Save and Replace' task putting fellow housemate ‘I'm drunk on Jesus love' Dave up. Yeah he's still at it!

Corin continues to confuse me as she chases new hottie housemate JJ. What's the big deal there I hear you all say! Well let me enlighten you. She has a partner with whom she says she is very happy and not only that but her partner is a woman and JJ isn't!

Yes, your eyebrow should have raised. Her antics have got my facebook page ‘buzzing' with friends asking questions like, ‘has she forgotten she's a Lesbian?' and ‘ok I know some Lesbians can be butch but JJ is no woman'.

What's she up to? Only time will tell eh!

So who will go this week then? I think it will be Rachel. I like her but the other two have been around for too long and unfortunately for her, her annoying habits are a bit more front of mind.