Josie won - yay!!!! I can't remember the last time a housemate was so obviously going to take the title home. Almost from the get-go she was singled out as a potential winner. No one else really gave her supporters cause for concern.

As Mario said, ‘There's something about her', and I couldn't agree more. In today's world of cynical yappers who are quick to tell us about their awful childhood/marriage yada yada, as if that excuses their horrible behaviour, in steps Josie.

A complete breath of fresh air one of life's genuinely nice people.  And wasn't it lovely to hear that she is giving £20,000 to Clic, her favoured cancer charity. Good on her. I'm glad she won and I wish her nothing but happiness!

So as Josie ran into the arms of Aussie twiglet, John James (isn't there a rule amongst women about never dating anyone thinner than you?), got a quick peck and a hug from her loved ones she was unceremoniously stuffed back into the house for another 18 days.

Ultimate Big Brother features some of the best, and worst, housemates ever to have been shot out of the reality shows birth canal.

My favourites, Brian and Nadia are there which pleases me greatly. I can't wait for Nadia to fight with John McCririck! You just know it's going to happen. John is very forthright in his rather off centre opinions many of which clash with the Portugese Princesses own so fireworks a plenty me thinks!!! GREAT!

Brian came across as a bit, ‘yeah, I won BB but did you know I got the most votes EVER from the public', I just hope he hasn't gone in with a Mean Girls attitude and does himself down. Something I think Davina spotted as well as her final words of wisdom to him before going into the house were, ‘Oh Brian, be nice, be yourself!'. If he does he will be as loved as he ever was.

Disappointingly though, Josie left after just two days of Ultimate Big Brother and to be honest I don't really blame her.

The 25-year-old left via the fire exit in the garden after deciding the experience was too overwhelming and listening to the celebs berate her chosen love John James.

And ironically as she left the house for the 2nd time she was met by her Aussie love who happened to be visiting the compound to record a message for her.

Josie apologised to producers saying: "They're all really nice people don't get me wrong. I'm normal, I'm not a celebrity, I couldn't handle it."

Still wearing her microphone, she was overheard telling John James: "Thank God you were here when I came out. I can't handle it no more, honestly. I'm so glad you were just there then."

The couple kissed as Josie told producers that she struggled to cope with her new housemates.

Fellow Ultimate Big Brother housemate Brian Dowling was first to notice that Josie had gone, as most of the other housemates were in the living room.

They all rushed outside and tried to call her back, but she was already on her way out.

So who amongst the celebs is worth a mention?

Certainly Nikki Graham - she is my guilty pleasure. I honestly can't get enough of her. She's one of those people that by merely looking at her (she looks like a Wotsit doesn't she, ok maybe it's just to me) makes me titter.

And poor Chantelle, no matter what you think of her that must have been a very hard situation to deal with. Ok, going into the Big Brother house knowing that your ex-husband might also enter was pretty dumb, especially as it would have also been your 4th wedding anniversary, had you actually been married for more than 9 months, but I felt for her.

It was heartbreaking to see her lament her loss and I felt genuinely touched. Despite the cheek implants and botox her regret, pain and bewilderment was written all over her face. Chin up love!

No doubt the other housemates John, Ulrika, Coolio, Nasty Nick, Preston and Makosi will do their best to make a name for themselves and wring as much money out of this experience as they can - great news for us!

I love DESPERATE celebs!